Push Present

First things first. You can't get to a Push Present without us ladies.

So I propose that before you are given a Push Present us men should get (drum roll please...) a Stick Present first. That's right. You read that correctly. Because without a home pregnancy test, well you know the story.

I'm assuming that most of you ladies didn't like that (I can feel every man in existence celebrating silently). It's not cool to be forced to give out a present right? It kind of takes the romance and thought out of it right?

That's exactly why I'm wholeheartedly against the branding and forcing of the Push Present. I'm not saying you don't deserve something for going through labor. Just don't make me feel like I have to, make me feel like I want to give you something.

BTW - I'm still trying to convince my wife of this.